February 2012
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January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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Ladies....
…don’t fall in love with the first boy that says you are beautiful because years later you’ll still crave that vindication
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October 2011
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Quinn and Batista getting high in the Trans Am...
zacharyryansnow:
MOTHER FUCKING PRICELESS!
I could NOT stop laughing
Quinn: “Dude…get your big, fuckin’ sausage hands off me”
July 2011
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June 2011
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Always reblog!
mugglesdontgetit:
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May 2011
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I no longer
possess the ability to tolerate the subjectivity that I have been constrained under. Despite my wet dreams induced only by chili-pepper worthy educators and the slicing open of dead, wet, formaldehyde soaked fuckers I cannot and will not continue this bullshit course that has been set forth for me. I say NO to seven chemistry classes. I say NEVER to four physics classes. I say NO to the...
April 2011
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March 2011
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things my mother says to me
Me: Can I not go to school and just marry an athlete?
Mom: Absolutely NOT! Athletes are stupid and can only count to 4 because that’s how many quarters they need to worry about!
Me: How about a baseball player?
Qutentin Tarantino Suing True Blood Creator →
askarsswedishmeatballs:
jimmytony:
TMZ has learned that director Quentin Tarantino (Inglourious Basterds) has been arguing with his famous neighbor, Oscar-winning writer Alan Ball (American Beauty), who has also created such shows as “Six Feet Under” and “True Blood.” Tarantino has complained to Ball that he has trouble working at home because Ball owns lots of exotic birds that constantly...
I want a....
nice German boy, who plays soccer and shares my love for Showtime TV series and Marijuana
February 2011
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In reality teachers aren't as hot as they are on...
wander-slut:
I’d only have sex with a teacher if:
I could get a good grade out of it
If they were really, really, really, really attractive and I wanted to brag to my friends that I got with them.
If it’s ‘real love’ or whatevs, surely you and the teacher can wait until its legal to hook up.
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I have this philosophy in life
where if I just go through with it, at least then it’ll be over
January 2011
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sooo today was interesting
First off I had the shittiest two weeks back home - prison would have been better
I woke up an hour before my flight and it was interesting how fast I got ready and hustled to the airport
On my flight there were two Armenian married couples sitting in from of me going to Vegas (I, too was going to Vegas and I had my connecting flight to SF from there) So they are talking and apparently they...
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YO
Trent Reznor can you stop making music for movies and get back to recording the new Nine Inch Nails record, I need my daily dose of angsty 90’s industrial music AND while you’re doing that tell your buddy from the Social Network Justin Timberlake the same damn thing…I’m tired of seeing him in movies
Record some songs JT!!!
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1:16 →
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Seth Meyers (on SNL, last night):
Jersey Shore star “J-WOWW” asked a judge to bar her ex-boyfriend from releasing nude pictures of her before and after she had surgery. I guess she wants people to think of her as “J-WOWW” and forget when she used to be ‘J-mehh.’”
why are some girls so Naïve?
I mean he didn’t take off your shirt to get a better look at your heart
December 2010
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I cannot even begin to explain how much I LOVE
SAN FRANCISCO!!!
I love everything I have seen so far and all I ever look forward is to explore more of this amazing city
SF>LA
November 2010
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Here's how I'm going to handle Deathly Hallows →
hasanyoneseenatoad:
When the music starts and we see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows come across the screen:
When Dudley tells Harry that he doesn’t think he’s a waste:
When George gets his ear cut off:
When Ron leaves:
When Hermione gets tortured by Bellatrix:
When Dobby dies:
When Percy comes back and makes up with his family:
When Fred dies:
When Tonks and Remus...
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October 2010
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Thirty Day Challenge in one night
1. my middle name is Ani…i hate it, no one can call me that, i only tolerate it from some family members
2. piercings: my regular two ear holes and my newly pierced industrial and as for tattoos: i want like 285 but I’ll most likely get my Spartan Helmet and we’ll see what happens afterward
3. favorite television program is a 5 way tie:...